Those damn Brits! They give us a lot---Shakespeare, Led Zeppelin, the Stones, Beatles, Gary Oldman, Kate Moss, and a few others. But man can they be retarted sometimes. In a poll given by British Hit Singles & Albums, an annual publication in the UK, 40,000 votes revealed that the British concensus for THE greatest record of ALL TIME was ..."Definitely Maybe" by fucking Oasis. I'm fucking speechless. Each voter could choose what they thought were the ten best records. and what came on top were those bickering queers Oasis. AND, they even come in again at number five! Jesus H., I can't even rant about this one.

Anyway, here's the top 10:

1. "Definitely Maybe," Oasis.

2. "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band," The Beatles.

3. "Revolver," The Beatles.

4. "OK Computer," Radiohead.

5. "(What's the Story) Morning Glory?" Oasis.

6. "Nevermind," Nirvana.

7. "The Stone Roses," The Stone Roses.

8. "Dark Side of the Moon," Pink Floyd.

9. "The Queen Is Dead," The Smiths.

10. "The Bends," Radiohead.


The fucking Stone Roses at #7? What the hell is wrong with that country?