I'm making public my last night's dedication to the two U.S. soldiers that were killed recently because Bush is a douche bag!!!

Pfc. Kristian Menchaca, 23, of Houston, and Pfc. Thomas L. Tucker, 25, of Madras, Ore.

I would like to say publically, that, because I am so thankful for your services gentleman (as well as those still fighting) - and by no means is this a mockery or joke, but very sincere - I went and bought myself and my beautiful girlfriend an 8-ball of cocaine and some alcohol. We indulged in the narcotics, drank wine and beer and did tequila shots. As we are both musicians, we then took our collective high to our digital recording machine and made music--created something (nothing more free than that). We then preceded to have sex in every way possible for at least three hours. Yes, three hours--on and off. And we still made it to bed by 12:30am. It was a wonderful night in Los Angeles for the both of us.

And here I sit now, the next day, content and thankful to you and the others for allowing me to have that pleasurable, memorable experience in the privacy of my own home. To you, Fellas! RIP.